Post by TheJokker on Apr 9, 2009 21:16:27 GMT -5
In an extremely unfortunate and unsual freak golfing accident it appears TheJokker is deceased.
During a practice golfing expedition at Wolf Creek in Nevada, TheJokker was partnered with Buddah to play against Tazz & Twist.
While Buddah was dropping shots of Tequilla and TheJokker was preparing his Flaming Doctor Pepper drinks, Tazz decided to setup his ball for the Tee-Off. The tension was higher than usual since TheAngel and his band of quitters were trying to rush this match or to play through. Well Tazz was not about to allow them to play through or to be rushed for his shot since everyone already knew they wouldn't even finish they're game.
So Tazz (after a few unmentionable comments to TheAngel) slowly placed his Tee into the ground at several different locations until he found just the right spot for his Tee-Off. Tazz slowly pulled back his driver and then faster than human eyes could possibly see, Tazz went into a full speed Tazzmanian Devil Spin and launched the ball completely out of site. And of course Twist stood in complete amazement as he watched how wildly the ball twisted as it climbed out of sight.
Well as you can imagine, Twist was not about to be outdown with such a tremendous display of a twisting ball. So after a few comments of his own to TheAngel, Twist quickly placed his Tee into the ground and launched a tremendous twist of his own, once again, completely out of sight.
I'm sure at this point you are surely wondering what Buddah and TheJokker were up to. Well, after a few choice comments of his own to TheAngel, Buddah was concerned that he might have swallowed the worm when he saw how twisted those shots were, so he tipped his bottle up to look for the worm at the bottom. And of course this resulted in a larger than normal shot that he was trying to consume without spilling any on his golf shoes.
TheJokker on the other hand was simply using hand signals to TheAngel since he was rather busy admiring himself in the golf cart mirror before tipping up his row of flaming drinks. TheJokker was completely unaware of the two balls shot by Tazz and Twist were about to re-enter Earth's atmosphere.
By now you must be wondering how serious this could really be. First, Tazz & Twist were busy placing bets on who's ball was gonna land first and wrestling each other for the binoculars. Second, Buddah is catching a buzz a bit sooner than usual and was checking his map for the nearest liquor store so he could maintain his driving abilities during the whole match. Third, the distraction of TheAngel honking the horn and punching the gas pedal of his pink golf cart. Fourth, TheJokker was by now starting to slam down his Flamers and throwing the empty glasses at TheAngel.
OK, now for the tragic part of this story. After the balls that were sent into orbit by Tazz and Twist were approaching the fairway, everyone but TheJokker and TheAngel realized that these balls were both a bit off target and were headed directly towards TheAngel and his band of quitters. By this point TheJokker had just about enough of TheAngel and threw down his driver and began to storm over to bust his head. Well TheAngel in his cowardly ways was taunting TheJokker with a punk style of chicken by surging his pink golf cart at him. Just at that moment both of the balls launched by Tazz and Twist came crashing down and nailed TheAngel right between the eyes after bouncing off the dash of his pink golf cart. As you can imagine, two balls traveling at the speed of sound, knocked TheAngel right out of his pink golf cart. Well the pink golf cart lunged forward and ran over TheJokker and stopped right on top of him. Of course Buddah came stumbling over as quickly as he could and picked up the pink golf cart and threw it into a bunker. Well this threw Buddah just a bit off balance so he staggered a bit and then fell on TheJokker. Then, to everyones amazement, TheJokker was gone, nowhere to be seen. So where did TheJokker go ? Perhaps through the Earths core to China ? OK, since there is actually no body, TheJokker is technically M.I.A. and assumed dead.
Well Tazz and Twist are still arguing over the bet about who's ball landed first, Buddah slipped into a temporary depression and was forced to consume several more bottles of Tequilla, TheAngel has no memory of golf whatsoever and is currently sucking his thumb and crying for his mommy, and TheJokker?
During a practice golfing expedition at Wolf Creek in Nevada, TheJokker was partnered with Buddah to play against Tazz & Twist.
While Buddah was dropping shots of Tequilla and TheJokker was preparing his Flaming Doctor Pepper drinks, Tazz decided to setup his ball for the Tee-Off. The tension was higher than usual since TheAngel and his band of quitters were trying to rush this match or to play through. Well Tazz was not about to allow them to play through or to be rushed for his shot since everyone already knew they wouldn't even finish they're game.
So Tazz (after a few unmentionable comments to TheAngel) slowly placed his Tee into the ground at several different locations until he found just the right spot for his Tee-Off. Tazz slowly pulled back his driver and then faster than human eyes could possibly see, Tazz went into a full speed Tazzmanian Devil Spin and launched the ball completely out of site. And of course Twist stood in complete amazement as he watched how wildly the ball twisted as it climbed out of sight.
Well as you can imagine, Twist was not about to be outdown with such a tremendous display of a twisting ball. So after a few comments of his own to TheAngel, Twist quickly placed his Tee into the ground and launched a tremendous twist of his own, once again, completely out of sight.
I'm sure at this point you are surely wondering what Buddah and TheJokker were up to. Well, after a few choice comments of his own to TheAngel, Buddah was concerned that he might have swallowed the worm when he saw how twisted those shots were, so he tipped his bottle up to look for the worm at the bottom. And of course this resulted in a larger than normal shot that he was trying to consume without spilling any on his golf shoes.
TheJokker on the other hand was simply using hand signals to TheAngel since he was rather busy admiring himself in the golf cart mirror before tipping up his row of flaming drinks. TheJokker was completely unaware of the two balls shot by Tazz and Twist were about to re-enter Earth's atmosphere.
By now you must be wondering how serious this could really be. First, Tazz & Twist were busy placing bets on who's ball was gonna land first and wrestling each other for the binoculars. Second, Buddah is catching a buzz a bit sooner than usual and was checking his map for the nearest liquor store so he could maintain his driving abilities during the whole match. Third, the distraction of TheAngel honking the horn and punching the gas pedal of his pink golf cart. Fourth, TheJokker was by now starting to slam down his Flamers and throwing the empty glasses at TheAngel.
OK, now for the tragic part of this story. After the balls that were sent into orbit by Tazz and Twist were approaching the fairway, everyone but TheJokker and TheAngel realized that these balls were both a bit off target and were headed directly towards TheAngel and his band of quitters. By this point TheJokker had just about enough of TheAngel and threw down his driver and began to storm over to bust his head. Well TheAngel in his cowardly ways was taunting TheJokker with a punk style of chicken by surging his pink golf cart at him. Just at that moment both of the balls launched by Tazz and Twist came crashing down and nailed TheAngel right between the eyes after bouncing off the dash of his pink golf cart. As you can imagine, two balls traveling at the speed of sound, knocked TheAngel right out of his pink golf cart. Well the pink golf cart lunged forward and ran over TheJokker and stopped right on top of him. Of course Buddah came stumbling over as quickly as he could and picked up the pink golf cart and threw it into a bunker. Well this threw Buddah just a bit off balance so he staggered a bit and then fell on TheJokker. Then, to everyones amazement, TheJokker was gone, nowhere to be seen. So where did TheJokker go ? Perhaps through the Earths core to China ? OK, since there is actually no body, TheJokker is technically M.I.A. and assumed dead.
Well Tazz and Twist are still arguing over the bet about who's ball landed first, Buddah slipped into a temporary depression and was forced to consume several more bottles of Tequilla, TheAngel has no memory of golf whatsoever and is currently sucking his thumb and crying for his mommy, and TheJokker?